‘The Usual Suspects’ All-Female Remake: Film Pitch
The TMI Crew are big fans of The Usual Suspects, the classic 1995 noir crime thriller, and since remakes and reboots continue to dominate the box office, we thought we’d pitch a reboot of this classic, complete with not one, but two amazing dream casts.
PITCH NUMBER ONE (Dan): “Let’s Go Indie”
Original: Benicio Del Toro Remake: Sarah Silverman
Original: Pete Postlewaithe Remake: Michelle Yeoh
Orignal: Kevin Pollack Remake: Lizzy Caplan
Original: Stephen Baldwin Remake: Morena Baccarin
Original: Chaz Palmenteri Remake: Pam Grier
Original: Gabriel Byrne Remake: Michelle Williams
Orignal: Kevin Spacey Remake: Jennifer Jason Leigh
The star of the show was Spacey. His head-to-head battle of intellects with Palmenteri was a joy to watch unfold. The two characters trade upper-hands throughout the interrogation. Leigh is a perfect candidate for how unexpected her acting decisions are. She can play absolute crazy, alongside playful menace, and emotional drama. Her skills make her a perfect player for this complicated tale. Leigh would be totally captivating in this astounding role. Plus, how great would it be to continue her Tarantino induced renaissance with a fellow QT cohort with Grier. I would love to see these strong women bash wits.
PITCH NUMBER TWO (David): “Sci-Fi Thriller”
Original: Benicio Del Toro Remake: Rosario Dawson
Original: Pete Postlewaithe Remake: Meryl Streep
Original: Kevin Pollack Remake: Emma Watson
Original: Stephen Baldwin Remake: Melissa McCarthy
Original: Chaz Palmenteri Remake: Kim Yujin
Original: Gabriel Byrne Remake: Julianne Moore
Original: Kevin Spacey Remake: Helen Mirren
The greatest trick Verbal ever pulled was convincing the world he wasn’t Keyser Söze. This role has come to define the film and as such, in a reboot would be the most important as it’s the one we’d all be watching most intently. The thing about Spacey that always (slightly) bothered me was his age. He seemed perfect as Verbal but too young as Söze. With Mirren, her age would be highly beneficial and lend a great deal of authenticity to both parts. She’s a magnificent actor and just think of the great contest of wits between her and Kim Yujin. This has to be made.
What do you think? Who is your dream cast in an all-female remake of The Usual Suspects? Let un know is the comments below.